So...this is blogging...its not bad...

Hello peoples.

So, i'm blogging like a bloggy blogger with bloggingtons. Indeed, I am a virgin to all forms of blogging...I think theres only one..that would be blogging. But anyway, where to begin?! This year has been utter crap. Everything that could go wrong...did! And then some things that would make a lobster about to be cooked go..."Fuck that!" happened. I haven't had a holiday this year, which any other year I would be fine with, as i'm not really a holiday person, but this year it would have been nice to get a little break away somewhere...even if it was outside KFC in Uxbridge. I know a nice tramp who has a lovely little squat with a great view of WHSmiths. Anyway, my entire life seems to now be lying in wait for my 18th. I literally have a countdown on my Facebook. I'm like a jewish child before Hannukah, its quite sad.

My cat Max. Hes fat, partially blind and gathering from the pose...a whore.

Anyway, other than a crappy year, my days are pretty much filled with the same crap. I play video games, eat, play some more. Occasionally, i'll stop to take a saucy pic of my cat, like I did today, but I soon resume the same routine. At this point in time, its probably safe to say I have nothing. Its late and I have done nothing of any value today. I will be back with a post so amazing, like baby making amazing, that you will wet yourself through sheer amazement. Farewell my pretties. Don't do drugs and don't hit 88. xxxx