Well, today has been an adventure through my stomach...mainly for whatever I have eaten. It was the first time I went to Thorpe Park in about 10 years, last time I went Tidal Wave was new and I didn't even go on it....as it was too high and too scary for me. So today, I figured "ha, you know...this will be a eeeeeeaaaasy..im taller, im hunkier ;) and im older...therefore wiser too know I am safe in these things :D".......HOW FUCKING WRONG I WAS!!!! While many people find the little occurence of shooting at 80 mph to about 205ft in the air, invigorating, exciting, and fun...I DONT!...I have never screamed so much in my life!!! D: Don't get me wrong...after I was like...that was cool.....but at the time...no, just no...die now Jacob...cause at least you will not have to endure this horror much longer. But hey ho, I got used to it and all in all it was a good day....with the excpetion, of my throat, my hair...and acccoridng to Hannah, Dan, Jess, and Jason...my FACE! Its scary!! Its hard to look normal when your scared!!! But anyway...whats the deal with all the wasps in that place!! If I wasn't being flung round on Samurai, I was being chased by a fucking cunting wasp!! An arguably scarier experience. Other than that, the day was filled with many "wet" jokes, and me taking anything Jess said to mean Lukes penis...as you do.
I got home drenched, and decided...this is the perfect time to try on my swim trunks so I will know what they look like wet...I tried them on but my package was too big for them... < This is unrelated to everything...and didn't actually happen...I have no swimming trunks.
What I actually did when I got home was change, wash to get the fanny smelling water off me, and eat. Tonight, I am going to watch a filmage, probably "The Forth Kind", as I am in an alieny mood after last nights lights in the sky shenanigans. Other than that, i'm probably gonna be off the grid for a while, my mood is being trippy, and I need to assess my life and sort out shizzle....and evaluate my penis. (Is it worth inflicting that much pleasure upon the world...when there are too many women for me to possibly get to? Cause you know...i'm a pimp.) Anyway, until next time friends, stay under 88. xxxx
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